0/T stuff that annoys me but I shouldn't care about

[Anubis_wafc]

Those massive flags behind goals at Arsenal

Daniel Sturridge celebration arms dance

Other managers moaning after being beaten by us

Frank Lampard..I spend more of my time thinking about him that he ever will about me

Bottom three crackers always broken

[Captain_Methven]

Stop moaning, way worse when you open the packet and it's the TOP three crackers broken and you have to sort through them, crumbs all over the place having to clean them up and you think you have it bad welcome to my crap world.

[twofootedchallenge]

Stop moaning, way worse when you open the packet and it's the TOP three crackers broken and you have to sort through them, crumbs all over the place having to clean them up and you think you have it bad welcome to my crap world.

Fool! you are obviously opening them the wrong end first, everybody knows that the broken ones are put into the packet first

[twofootedchallenge]

On original subject Frank Lampard doesn't return my calls

[twofootedchallenge]

Sturridge and Swazzez(sic) being called SAS

If I was being held hostage in a hostile embassy or hand cuffed to a naked Max Clifford in a *** dungeon I would prefer the original Special Air Service to come diving through the windows not these two professional footballers


Also 'Stevie G' sounds like a piss poor pub DJ

[Captain_Methven]

Stop moaning, way worse when you open the packet and it's the TOP three crackers broken and you have to sort through them, crumbs all over the place having to clean them up and you think you have it bad welcome to my crap world.

Fool! you are obviously opening them the wrong end first, everybody knows that the broken ones are put into the packet first [/quote]

Well I've started up the Cracker Liberation Front, we will be breaking both the top three AND bottom three crackers until the supermarkets give into our demands of a packet of crackers without one single cracker broken, now who is the fool

[Captain_Methven]

Sturridge and Swazzez(sic) being called SAS

If I was being held hostage in a hostile embassy or hand cuffed to a naked Max Clifford in a *** dungeon I would prefer the original Special Air Service to come diving through the windows not these two professional footballers


Also 'Stevie G' sounds like a piss poor pub DJ

Shearer and Sutton used to be called the SAS so it's kind of a been their done it kind of thing, the Sturridge celebration brings back nightmares of a lanky streak of urine doing a robot dance.

[Captain_Methven]

On original subject Frank Lampard doesn't return my calls

Nobody else does, so your point is

[twofootedchallenge]

On original subject Frank Lampard doesn't return my calls

Nobody else does, so your point is [/quote]

I'm as lonely as an optimist in any of the Birmingham postcodes

[WhoRYa]

Also 'Stevie G' sounds like a piss poor pub DJ

Yeah I hate that one with a passion too. It sounded even more pathetic when Steve McLaren used to use it when he was England manager as well

I also hate United fans calling Old Trafford OT or the Theatre of Dreams

I hate people referring to the "production line of talent" from the "Dario Gradi Academy of football" at Crewe when, if you look at it even remotely closely, they have only really produced Dean Ashton of any note since that era when there was a glut of them in the top flight (David Platt, Robbie Savage, neil Lennon & co) which is going back at least 20 years

On the SAS, its marginally better than the prolific Latics strikeforce of Graham Lancashire & Graeme Jones in 1996/97 which was nicknames "The G-Force"!!!!

On a food related issue I hate those "easy resealable" bags for dried pasta you get where the bag either rips when you open it & makes the resealable bi