Reply With QuoteI don't even merit an mention? Well, YOUSE CAN GAN **** YOURSELF.
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Id like to express my genuine feelings to all of you. I know ive been a bit of a tinker, i do have a mischievous side, and couple that with an imagination and you get someone like me.
I value all of you, indeed i wish i could show my gratitude. I apologise to Kel, i must have been upsetting, but he took it in good heart.
Ken is a gifted individual, Andover the salt of the earth, Chalky, i wish i could take him home. Nevermore is a cracking bloke, Pents is lovely. Judd, well, funny as ever.
If i was marooned on Mars with ten minutes of air left, i would want to spend it with all of you. I can only wish that you would also want to be there with sufficient air to get to safety, and that the only harm done would be my death.
Ive spent my life trying to help others. If an artillery shell was going to hit any of you in the head, i would throw myself in front of it so that you could live. And it is i that would be gratefull.
Thankyou, my band of brothers. Frank.
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I don't even merit an mention? Well, YOUSE CAN GAN **** YOURSELF.
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That bit about Mars is possibly one of the most touching things ever writ on here Frank. God* bless you.
*Wipes a tear*
* If there was one.
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If you had 10 minutes of air left, I'd like to fart.
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Judd, thank you for that. If you let one slip that would be great. Im touched you would try and save me by farting in my face. Classic thinking on your feet.
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Moorlad, i think your WONDERFULL.
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More like talking out off of his arse (again).Originally Posted by Psaw
Judd, thank you for that. If you let one slip that would be great. Im touched you would try and save me by farting in my face. Classic thinking on your feet.
The ****.
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There'd be no letting slip, you prat.Judd, thank you for that. If you let one slip that would be great. Im touched you would try and save me by farting in my face. Classic thinking on your feet.
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Youve misunderstood Judd. I know your fart is meant, i want you to let slip a turd. Or two. I deserve it.
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Judd, i can just imagine it sliding down my visor. My regret is that my visor is closed. Having one of your turds on my face would be fatanstic.
My tongue would be in overdrive, like a dogs licking its face. I deserve humiliation.
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