Hoi Ridders

[Pentridge]

Am I kicking off of Eye Spy tomorrow?

[Floppy_funbags]

Why you aksing him? He's not IN CHARGE.

That smacks off of you top division wankers being in CAHOOTS.

Ponces. Perfumed Premier League ponces.

[kel_]

I believe it is Pents' gan due to nobody invoking lotj when he went to an funeral.

You're welcome.

[John_Ridley]

Yes def your turn at 10am tomorrow Pents.

See you next season prem buddy

(Ignore that bitter old fool Funbags)

[Floppy_funbags]

Will yous be venturing to Leicestoh for your game Pents? I know another SCUMMER* who will deffo be wanting to gan so we can make a geet big day off of it (unless it's a night match obv).

I might be able to blag tickets fer it an all.

*Grimsby Dave from Stratford who lives in Cambridge.

[Pentridge]

I'll of to see when it is first but it sounds like an plan, an day out in Lestoh sounds ace.*
I'll lig an ticket too if one is gannin.

[Pentridge]

Yes def your turn at 10am tomorrow Pents.

See you next season prem buddy

(Ignore that bitter old fool Funbags)

I'll be here on the DOT, so no skanking me you ****s.

Cheers Prem buddy.