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Thread: A cold wind

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    a sail for the raft that he was making for his journey to see his no 1 present play at Villa Park, but Arran had already commandered them to use as

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    fuel to burn the Lambert shrine. Arran grabbed the over sized undies along with...

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    his prized, if somewhat lipstick stained, 'To Arran Chops, with love and sloppy kisses from Paulykins xxx' signed, framed photo of his hero, before

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    the Eifel Tower.??????
    Meanwhile the girls arrived shouting and screaming...

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    Because Statesy had his footy shorts on again

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    Despite the Bermuda shorts now resembling a pair of 'Speedo's', Statesie dazzled the crowd with his rendition of...

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    the Macarena. This was so well performed Lambert decided to put Statesy in charge of the cheer squad.
    Across town...

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    closet Cliff Richard fans, Dazzy and Blackpool, were quietly humming 'Summer Holiday' as they lovingly finished painting their London double decker bus claret and blue, as they prepared to pick up the rest of the Villa Mad gang from Yubby's party for their annual summer vacation. Unfortunately,

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    Blackpool casually mentioned that Dazzy would have to drive as he did not hold the necessary licence. Dazzy looking bothered and bewildered wailed neither do I. Plan A failed miserably - Cliff was unavailable. We need a plan B can anyone help?

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    Walk you lazy *******s came the cry from the darkness. "I can't run in these heels!" Wailed snazzy. "And besides, look at the state of Blackpool's..

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    Hair. It's one thing on a private bus, but he can't go out in public with his hair in

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    pink ribbon tied school girl bunches. They really dont work with his ...

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    Face book profile picture where he's hanging from a cliff face using a rope hand twined from his own pubic hair. The same rope he used to escape eight years of solitary confinement in a Mexican prison.His only crime was to...

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    Host c0q fighting events at his hacienda. Normally illegal, but authorities weren't aware there was no poultry at these galas. Only hombres without

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    boy bits. Bingo was so excited, he always to know how painful the operation was so he went and asked..

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    Yubby how he managed to ...

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    find the girl boys in the first place. Yubby responded they were at ..

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    his 'how to be a girly girl' classes that he now attended on a Wednesday night, following his failure to beat Winnie in that comp too, before revealing to a horrified Bongo that ...

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    Before he could join the Girly Girl classes on the Ice Man's instructions all new students must now complete the ESPN Bracket Predictor. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screamed the mortified Bongo not the brackets anything but the brackets. Have mercy on me. ICM glared at the shaking Bongo. Ok I want you to...

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    give yourself a couple of glancing blows and fetch me a drink while I think about my thinking. Bongo left. The sad sound of his club foot being dragged through small stones disappearing into the dark night.

    Some time after 2am there was a shrill cry of ...

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