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Thread: A cold wind

  1. #31
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    Hair. It's one thing on a private bus, but he can't go out in public with his hair in

  2. #32
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    pink ribbon tied school girl bunches. They really dont work with his ...

  3. #33
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    Face book profile picture where he's hanging from a cliff face using a rope hand twined from his own pubic hair. The same rope he used to escape eight years of solitary confinement in a Mexican prison.His only crime was to...

  4. #34
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    Host c0q fighting events at his hacienda. Normally illegal, but authorities weren't aware there was no poultry at these galas. Only hombres without

  5. #35
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    boy bits. Bingo was so excited, he always to know how painful the operation was so he went and asked..

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    Yubby how he managed to ...

  7. #37
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    find the girl boys in the first place. Yubby responded they were at ..

  8. #38
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    his 'how to be a girly girl' classes that he now attended on a Wednesday night, following his failure to beat Winnie in that comp too, before revealing to a horrified Bongo that ...

  9. #39
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    Before he could join the Girly Girl classes on the Ice Man's instructions all new students must now complete the ESPN Bracket Predictor. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screamed the mortified Bongo not the brackets anything but the brackets. Have mercy on me. ICM glared at the shaking Bongo. Ok I want you to...

  10. #40
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    give yourself a couple of glancing blows and fetch me a drink while I think about my thinking. Bongo left. The sad sound of his club foot being dragged through small stones disappearing into the dark night.

    Some time after 2am there was a shrill cry of ...

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