Useful letter template for Southampton players

[Aloysius_Gonzaga]

What can I say??

Southampton has been my life for the past [insert appropriate number] years, in which we have achieved [insert percentage] of our dreams and more.

First I have to thank Markus Liebherr for saving Southampton then [insert manager's] for bringing me to the club.

Thank you to all the staff involved in making me the player I am today. Without your knowledge and commitment I would not be here right now [insert of beach/hotel].

Thank you to all the players, past and present, who I have had nothing but good times and success with driven by our club captain, Kelvin Davis. I love every last one of you.

Thank you to the managers I have worked with [insert girlie nicknames] and their teams for helping me and Southampton step up and adapt to every challenge that has come our way the past [insert number] years.

When I grew up there was only one club I loved. I can honestly say now I have two clubs which will always be in my heart and that is thanks to the Saints fan

[Pentridge]

Just missing a humorous picture tbf.

[kernow]

Great banter.

[Pentridge]

With fantastic banter like that, Shortstop may start posting on here again..

[Dirtyweasel]

IP address from Pontypridd. What a ****.

[kernow]

Classie humour.

[Dirtyweasel]

More like an oddball oxygen thief with classic signs of dementia.

[kernow]

T'weren't me wot done it !

[chiswickmart]

I'm imaginging the worst possible comedy line up.

Lassie - A selection of humorous pictures and cunningly rewritten messages.

Casbah - Not sure what he does but he's just too funny.

Nickthemod - All your favourite racist gags from 1980's comedians (featuring the entire Jim Davidson back catalogue).

[Pentridge]

I'm imaginging the worst possible comedy line up.

Lassie - A selection of humorous pictures and cunningly rewritten messages.

Casbah - Not sure what he does but he's just too funny.

Nickthemod - All your favourite racist gags from 1980's comedians (featuring the entire Jim Davidson back catalogue).

SD - the only gay in the village tribute act.