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Thread: E tablet.

  1. #31
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    re: E tablet.

    Quote Originally Posted by moorlad
    You'll be fine Jimmy. Though I imagine Judd might dip his knob in yours when yous gan for a slash.


    Why would judd do that..[/quote]

    'Cos he's an ****.



    Quote Originally Posted by 521buc
    We have organise a coffee shop for the Sunday morning an independant one is always best..
    Coffee shop on the Moor Jimmy, are youse mental?[/quote]


    Must have coffee shop civilisation and all that..

  2. #32
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    re: E tablet.

    Civilisation, arf.

    We're talking Cleator Moor here Jimmy. Some thick **** tried to open an Bistro here once, he were soon chased out off of the town. We've got nee use for dutty foreign muck here.

  3. #33
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    re: E tablet.

    Coke is overrated.

    FACT

  4. #34
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    re: E tablet.

    [img]http://eddyphillips.blog.com/files/2012/04/league.jpg[img]

  5. #35
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    re: E tablet.

    Once upon a job I was one of the folk authorised to destroy pharmaceutical controlled drugs and I of flushed away kilogrammes off of pharmaceutical grade heroin and coke and other stuff, right up to the time when somebody decided it was pollution and there were far too many happy rats wandering about. After that I incinerated it. Most of it went down no problem, apart from morphine tablets that always stuck to the bog and had to be poked down with a brush. Cocaine was a BIG problem though. If there was a draft it would blow about on account off of it being very light. I got very high in the bints bogs on the top floor of Boots in Lincoln when me and the pharmacist bint were getting shot of a couple of kilos that had been ordered in for a private hospital (they made cocaine eye-drops out of it) but then they didn't want it. There was white powder everywhere, on all the surfaces, on our clothes and a fair bit up me nose, on account of me ofing to breath. It gave me a headache later tbh.

  6. #36
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    re: E tablet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Floppy_funbags
    You'll be fine Jimmy. Though I imagine Judd might dip his knob in yours when yous gan for a slash.

    Mightn't fit in a pint pot, tbh.

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