Hosses

[moorlad]

I were driving past an bint on an hoss yesterday, and the hoss were ofing an ****e. To be fair it were producing geet huge mounds off of ****e all the way down the ****ing road.

Why is it that if youse* are walking an dog and it has an ****e youse* of to clean it up, but if youse* are on an hoss and it has an ****e youse* can just leave it there?

[Pentridge]

You'd of to carry an ENORMOUS pooper scooper tbf.

[521buc]

It's a slippery one this..

I think there's an hoss act

[moorlad]

They could attach an basket (or similar receptacle*) to the hoss's arse.

[Pentridge]

Dog **** is TOXIC, hoss **** is just erm, grass or hay.*


* possibly haylage tbf.

[521buc]

Here's one of the classics of all time..


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[Floppy_funbags]

Off of course it's aloud.

Namely because the only ****s that own hosses are posh ****s who are all related to the queen.

There'll be some bye-law saying that commoners of to get rid off of it.

[moorlad]

Dog **** is TOXIC, hoss **** is just erm, grass or hay.*


* possibly haylage tbf.

It's still an bit unpleasant and it still stinks off of ****e. This is really 'cos posh ****s of hosses, and us plebs divvent.

[moorlad]

I notice we came to the same conclusion at the same time there Kenny, nee fist bumping or owt though.

[521buc]

Off of course it's aloud.

Namely because the only ****s that own hosses are posh ****s who are all related to the queen.

There'll be some bye-law saying that commoners of to get rid off of it.

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