Trampoline

[kel_]

If you* were thinking off of buying one then DIVVENT.

Bought the eldest one yesterday cos it were geet sunny and after spending aboot two and a have hours putting the ****ing thing together it started raining as I secured the last bit off of netting. Now me back is geet killing and it's taken up an geet area off of me garden.

Let me know if youse* want to come roond and dick aboot on it though. Unless you're an fat ****, obv.

[Nevermore666]

Ours has ruined my beautiful lawn. The ****.

[kel_]

That's what worries me, beast. I may just of to keep moving it so it doesert kill that section. May put me back oot* again though.


*of I mentioned me bad back?

[griff]

Griff's tip off of the day.

Replace the bouncy material with clingfilm. This will let the sun through, helping the grass, and also make it lighter and easier to move.

Also, keep the number off of the nearest A&E department next to the phone.

Divn't mention it.

[Nevermore666]

That's what worries me, beast. I may just of to keep moving it so it doesert kill that section. May put me back oot* again though.


*of I mentioned me bad back?

I did move it about and put dutty great skid marks everywhere.

[kel_]

I should of thunk all this through tbf.

[deezel]

I thought trampoline was a cheap drink for rOchdale folk

[alfinyalcabo]

Of youse not thought of off concreting the garden over first.. then you divvent spoil your grass.

[kel_]

**** that, alf, concreting over grass is what commoners dee.

Anyways, I still of an bit off of grass so it'll be reet.

[521buc]

My Wife like to bounce about on the trampoline she's like a kid sometimes but I think she just likes to have fun.. My mind boggles sometimes.