Pity me

[Pentridge]

I of to go and do an totally gay thing tonight and watch Dirty Dancing at the Mayflower theatre with the bint.

The only plus side is that we're going out early doors and she's libel to get an bit pissed and I may get an bit later.

get (x2) edit

[Floppy_funbags]

I'd of thought you'd of written that into the contract tbf.









rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrredit

[Pentridge]

She's been known to renege* on promises before tbf! any contract wouldn't be worth the paper it was written on.

[moorlad]

I of to go and do an totally gay thing tonight and watch Dirty Dancing at the Mayflower theatre with the bint.

The only plus side is that we're going out early doors and she's libel to get an bit pissed and I may get an bit later.

get (x2) edit

Whether there were an shag in it or not there is absolutely nee ****ing chance Moorlass could ever make me dee summat so ****ing ridiculously gay. Get an ****ing grip and get her told. The very least youse can dee now that you've committed to gan is heckle the ****ing homlord dancers.

[AndoverPFC]

As you're a Scummer Pents will you also be attending the horse of the year show?

[alfinyalcabo]

Homlord

[Munch_Magic]

My advice would be not to start swearing and shouting obscenities when the bloke playing Patrick Swayze comes out in his leotard with his full packet showing.