Which footballers would you really like to slap?

[Deepmidwinter]

Mine are:
Arjen Robben - pathetic diver
Marouane Fellaini - bone idle bird's nest head

[Brin]

I bet you couldn't reach Fellaini to slap him...

For me in his playing days it would have to be Robbie Savage...he never got that good kicking he deserved...always fouling leaving the boot in late and when it all kicked off he was always hiding behind his team mates...

[martinthemiller1968]

Players who hold there club to ransom so they can get a move as did burton and barker did to us in the past.

[thaimillerfan]

I would like to slap Nathan Clarke right from the Kick off he was a nuisance to Revill I know it's his job but he was very lucky getting away with as much as he did. But Revs did get away from him twice and wham bam thank you man sheer brilliance. bUt even when he scored his goal in the penalties he was so cock sure of himself the conceited git.

[HotshotBobbyW]

I do not condone violence as it achieves nothing.

[Deepmidwinter]

I do not condone violence as it achieves nothing.

Yeah, right