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  1. #81
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    re: Fantastic

    Quote Originally Posted by Eggerts_Ears
    underneath your barber jacket and matching tweed flat cap.
    And once more you demonstrate your uncouth nature and lack of awareness of the finer things in life.

    A "barber" jacket is, I assume, one sported by the Greek gentlemen who hacks at your hair with a blunt razor trying to make you appear less of an oik, before offering you "something for the weekend" from his range of bargain prophylactics.

    A "Barbour" jacket is a fine waxed cotton device for ensuring one remains warm and dry in inclement weather.

    You are such a peasant.


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    re: Fantastic

    Quote Originally Posted by frogiron
    underneath your barber jacket and matching tweed flat cap.
    And once more you demonstrate your uncouth nature and lack of awareness of the finer things in life.

    A "barber" jacket is, I assume, one sported by the Greek gentlemen who hacks at your hair with a blunt razor trying to make you appear less of an oik, before offering you "something for the weekend" from his range of bargain prophylactics.

    A "Barbour" jacket is a fine waxed cotton device for ensuring one remains warm and dry in inclement weather.

    You are such a peasant.

    [/quote]

    My work here is complete.

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    re: Fantastic

    Quote Originally Posted by Eggerts_Ears

    My work here is complete.
    It most certainly is not you forelock tugging, hairy knuckled troglodyte.

    Now get into that undergrowth and beat some bl00dy Pheasant for me.


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    re: Fantastic

    It's not pheasant season until October 1st Froggie.

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    re: Fantastic

    Quote Originally Posted by Pentridge
    It's not pheasant season until October 1st Froggie.
    Did I say Pheasant?

    I meant peasants


    Your lot doing rather well at present mate.

    Said it before, I think Koeman's mustard. To do what he has done having had the team, ripped apart in the close season - amazing.

    Good luck for the rest of the season

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    re: Fantastic

    Quote Originally Posted by frogiron
    Said it before, I think Koeman's mustard.
    It's Colemans mustard, you silly c.unt

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    re: Fantastic

    Quote Originally Posted by Taansend
    Said it before, I think Koeman's mustard.
    It's Colemans mustard, you silly c.unt [/quote]

    At least one person saw the joke. Cheers Taans

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    re: Fantastic

    Quote Originally Posted by frogiron
    It's not pheasant season until October 1st Froggie.
    Did I say Pheasant?

    I meant peasants


    Your lot doing rather well at present mate.

    Said it before, I think Koeman's mustard. To do what he has done having had the team, ripped apart in the close season - amazing.

    Good luck for the rest of the season[/quote]

    Cheers bud, I hope you don't mind but I'll be using that rather witty pun over on Saints Mad in the near future!

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    re: Fantastic

    Quote Originally Posted by frogiron
    Said it before, I think Koeman's mustard.
    It's Colemans mustard, you silly c.unt [/quote]

    At least one person saw the joke. Cheers Taans [/quote]

    What joke

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