One for Soudy and Corky

[lovedeanblue]

OK then. Suitably inspired I am off the allotment to discover the weirdest carrot I can find. You have been warned guys.

There's money to be made.

I am prepared to give a 2nd opinion at the said allotment. After all I do know it's location

[Corkhead]

Corky's Weekend Allotment Double Entendre.

I have just been to the hallowed ground to inspect my plot and the bloke next door told me my "strawberries were looking erect."

Oh I say.

[bluekite]

Corky's Weekend Allotment Double Entendre.

I have just been to the hallowed ground to inspect my plot and the bloke next door told me my "strawberries were looking erect."

Oh I say.

Surely he said your strawberries were looking wrecked.

[BileysThere]

I was pleased she won 'Prettiest Bitch' as opposed to the 'Plumpest Potato' you entered yours into...

Anyway, if the mutt is anything to go by, stagnant pond water is very good for hair growth. So for any baldies out there...

I've been stagnant for years so I just need a pond then?

[Southerndown]

So what's happening with all these caption competitions, anything???

[lovedeanblue]

Lassie seems to have gone missing and Corky has better things to do for sure

[Scoular1]

After due deliberation...the winner is




BileysThere