That's kinda of a low blow.
I was an Insp not a PC like Dixon. Took me lots of hours of apple polishing and boot-licking and several other unprintable stuff to get that rank.
In fact it took so much effort that I hardly had any left to do real police work!
And now you relegate me back to Constable! Ok if you wanna be so cruel, go ahead, I'm going to go cry in the corner!