O/t Advice re ***ting.

[villamiller]

kempo ..try this one
" i want you to play with it till it's all gooey ,then i want you to watch it rise ...then i want you to put in so it get's even harder "



if she is disgusted ...tell her you was on about making bread ...the dirty bitch

[villamiller]

just to add ...if she is not disgusted
dip yer bread

[jolly_roger]

Just for you the BBC are going to pilot a new show called " the Great British W@nk Off"

[millyTHEmiller]

hey baby...fancy a threesome with me and smallpoor ?

[CAMiller]

I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested ***ting.

Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy *** stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.

Mrs K - I have my pants on my head and I'm all

[shiregreenmillers]

I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested ***ting.

Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy *** stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.

Don't Worry kempo i am doing your windows in the

[millavanilla]

[quote="kempo"]I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested ***ting.

Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy *** stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.[/quote



mmm...well i have an i pad but not an i phone

[paperHand]

I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested ***ting.

Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy *** stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.

Here is nice ***ting guide hich explain in details how to find ***ting partners and how to drive conversations with all tips and tricks.

I was digging forum old topics and found this one, it is old thread but topic is "ever green" so if don't help to OP, I am sure that will help to someone else with same question...

[Casper64Frank]

just to add ...if she is not disgusted
dip yer bread

You were always rude villa......but I like you.... too many winkies villa..Lol.

I wish I had an IPhone and a IPad......


For us old uns what is ***ting ?

[Casper64Frank]

Make sure you text the right person. I've made that mistake, just ask Villa.

Is that how you met your lovely lass scum ?

The beers are on me next season.....as long as you don't want more than one...



Love the old threads.....

EDIT : The beers are on handypaper lol.