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    O/t Advice re sexting.

    I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

    I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested sexting.

    Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

    I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy sex stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

    I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

    I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

    I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.

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    Kempo, I'm sure a man of your calibre knows what to say, but matters of such delicacy are always helped with new ideas.

    Just text her about the things you'd like to do to her, avoid topics like burying her under the patio or sticking her head in the oven (I assume you have a gas Aga) and you'll be fine.

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    Q: Do you talk to your wife during sex?
    A: Yes if there's a phone handy.

    :-)

    My wife would smack me in the mush if I sent dirty texts to her. I'll stick to "date night" where we go to the cinema or something.

    Incidentally - Gone Girl is brilliant.

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    I think the idea is to take a photo of your private parts get it leaked on to the internet,don't forget to get the Mrs to take a naked one and do the same, if its good enough for all these celebs it's good enough for you !

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    Time to dust off the wide angle lens

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    Anal Dear ?

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    ive found the dirtier the better. compliments are always best. avoid telling her what you are planning on doing to her, she will prob wet herself laughing.

    if the reply comes back as how disgusted she is with you.
    best re-reply would be ooops sorry that was meant to go to your sister (or brother if you prefer)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonneville
    Anal Dear?
    Depends on how much you are willing to pay I suppose.

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    Make sure you text the right person. I've made that mistake, just ask Villa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scum_triumphant
    Make sure you text the right person. I've made that mistake, just ask Villa.
    remember that scum ,still makes me smile

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    kempo ..try this one
    " i want you to play with it till it's all gooey ,then i want you to watch it rise ...then i want you to put in so it get's even harder "



    if she is disgusted ...tell her you was on about making bread ...the dirty bitch

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    just to add ...if she is not disgusted
    dip yer bread

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    Just for you the BBC are going to pilot a new show called " the Great British W@nk Off"

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    hey baby...fancy a threesome with me and smallpoor ?

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    re: O/t Advice re sexting.

    Quote Originally Posted by kempo
    I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

    I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested sexting.

    Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

    I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy sex stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

    I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

    I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

    I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.
    Mrs K - I have my pants on my head and I'm all

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    Quote Originally Posted by kempo
    I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

    I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested sexting.

    Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

    I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy sex stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

    I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

    I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

    I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.
    Don't Worry kempo i am doing your windows in the

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    re: O/t Advice re sexting.

    [quote="kempo"]I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

    I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested sexting.

    Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

    I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy sex stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

    I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

    I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

    I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.[/quote



    mmm...well i have an i pad but not an i phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by kempo View Post
    I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.

    I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested sexting.

    Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.

    I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy sex stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.

    I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.

    I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.

    I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.


    Here is nice sexting guide hich explain in details how to find sexting partners and how to drive conversations with all tips and tricks.

    I was digging forum old topics and found this one, it is old thread but topic is "ever green" so if don't help to OP, I am sure that will help to someone else with same question...

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    Quote Originally Posted by villamiller View Post
    just to add ...if she is not disgusted
    dip yer bread
    You were always rude villa......but I like you.... too many winkies villa..Lol.

    I wish I had an IPhone and a IPad......


    For us old uns what is sexting ?
    Last edited by Casper64Frank; 21-06-2018 at 08:23 PM. Reason: Having a knee-trembler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scum_triumphant View Post
    Make sure you text the right person. I've made that mistake, just ask Villa.
    Is that how you met your lovely lass scum ?

    The beers are on me next season.....as long as you don't want more than one...



    Love the old threads.....

    EDIT : The beers are on handypaper lol.
    Last edited by Casper64Frank; 21-06-2018 at 08:52 PM. Reason: PINK LINT SKINT

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