Football predictions fails

[proclaimer]

Surely after our summer there must be a few to rival these?

Messi is wonderful on the right but Ronaldo is terrific on the right, the left and through the middle as well. He also scores goals with his head, which Messi couldn't do even if they put a top hat on him"
Terry Venables dismisses Messi before his brilliant headed goal - sans titfer, alas - to kill off Manchester United in the 2009 Champions League final.

"Have a flutter on us climbing out of relegation trouble and into Europe"
Mystic Mike Ashley in the Newcastle programme, December 28, 2008. Epic fail.

He will be a winner. He has great skill and some of the things he does remind me of Zidane"
Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier on the great Bruno Cheyrou, October 2002.

You'll never win anything with kids
Alan Hansen on Manchester United's youthful squad after a 3-1 opening day defeat by Aston Villa in August 1995. Beckham, Scholes, Butt and the Nevilles won United the double.

How are England going to win in Germany

[Dirtyweasel]

Semem - You're having a meltdown / firesale etc etc etc

[tumbles]

Dr Doom... "pelle's absolute shi te they all are in the Eredivisie"