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On the first day of Christmas my drug dealer bought for me, a bag of Cocaine.
On the second day of Christmas my drug dealer bought for me, 2 rolled joints, and a bag of Cocaine.
On the third day of Christmas my drug dealer gave to me, three bags of Meth, two rolled joints, and a bag of Cocaine.
On the fourth day of Christmas my drug dealer gave to me, 4 DUI's, 3 bags of Meth, two rolled joints, and a bag of Cocaine.
On the fifth day of Christmas my drug dealer gave to me, 5 golden Mushrooms. 4 DUI's, 3 bags of meth, two rolled joints, I'm so high I can't sing the rest.
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