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Thread: The theory of everything

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    The theory of everything

    There is a film out about Stephen Hawking. If youve watched his astronomy series you will know he is a hopeless egotist, and specialises in the camera having a close up of his eye.

    I have a little story about him which you may not think is true, but it is. He has had a bevy of woman vying for his affections, believe it or not. I was working in cambridge about 84, on our unit was a nurse who worked for an agency as well.

    This agency provided nursing care for Stephen Hawking, as he needs a lot. This nurse began caring for him, including bathing down there. I dont know how soon after she started, but eventually he started expecting a wnk. Apparently the other carers did him this service.
    She said she didnt.

    So there you are, a wnkr in more ways than one.

    Happy Christmas, Jeremy.

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    re: The theory of everything

    ****ing a disabled man off of is just one of your twisted fantasies.

    PERVE

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    re: The theory of everything

    A wink?

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