Once upon a time ...

[ozfan]

the immigration policies of the Government and their effect on British bred Fish and Chip shops. Oz glances over at yubbs who looks worryingly comfortable in the Lycra one piece and says. "Mate, why do these stories always have a *** cross dressing overtone?" Yubbs said ...

[yubbywelch]

"It's because our favourite mod wears these amazing boots, and the blokes find it brings out their...

[bongosdad]

...feminine side. Scotty Lefty and Brendan all stood and said...

[MissWinnie]

"Yubby, you know Oz insists on naked Jacuzzis. If you won't play properly, and insist on wearing that one piece Lycra thing, then we'll just have to go again." as they pulled on LMV's borrowed boots and spangled backless dresses, before abandoning the party to strop off back to Facebook land, where they started up a new clique and lived happily ever after.

Meanwhile, back in the Jacuzzi, Oz and Yubby were getting rather ...

[yubbywelch]

noisy. They were arguing over who had the biggest...

[Balanbam00]

...and largest amount of cash,stashed or bet on the upcomming cup game,V Leicester City on Sunday 15/02/15 with a ...

[yubbywelch]

decision to be made on where the proceeds of the winnings would be spent.
the top 3 options are:

[MissWinnie]

Number 1 - to altruistically give it all to Winnie (obviously this was their first thought), number 2, to buy David Villa (to give everyone some peace) and last but not least to have an extension built on their thatched cottage to house Ozfan's ever increasing collection of sling backs.

Unfortunately for our favourite Aussie pair, while they were busy squabbling, they failed to notice ...

[birminghamborn]

I was just wondering , what the hell is going on at the bottom of my garden?

[ozfan]

Is that pigeon **** on my Bob Dylan marble bust?

Meanwhile the good looking men having a spa together were wondering just what was going on a the bottom of the garden so they could answer the giant. Yubby farted and said..