Once upon a time ...

[MissWinnie]

"Oh, I think someone has hung their smartypants on BB's Ray Graydon bust. BB's muttering something about sacrilege" as he and Oz continued to admire their good looks in their shared hand mirror, comparing chiselled jaws, and length of eyelash, in between their very manly Australian farts, before being rudely disrupted in their male bonding experience by the sound of ...

[yubbywelch]

giggling women, who strolled into the back yard hoping to get a glimpse of the Australian hunks. Oz suggest to Yubb...

[MissWinnie]

that they invite the women to join them in the hot tub, to give the girls the once in a lifetime opportunity to experience their highly prized Australian forms at close quarters, as well as giving Yubby the opportunity to assess their potential as future mascot girls. Unfortunately, on closer inspection, our Aussie duo discovered that they were no giggling girls, but ...

[yubbywelch]

3 Supper models.
Miranda Kerr, Elle Macpherson and Jennifer Hawkins.

[yubbywelch]

[yubbywelch]

[yubbywelch]

(that's better sizes)

[ozfan]

Well the supper models fittingly were carrying plates of man food for the lads who were busy flexing various muscles whilst trying to looking open and warm. Oz called out for sausage rolls and party pies and Jennifer in a flash Grabbed Miranda's plate and came sauntering over. Miranda picked up the spilled Sushi and proceeded to hand feed Yubby who hated Sushi but loved Miranda.

Lefty left Brendan to argue with a chair while he sized up his chances of getting a bit.

Of sausage roll and pie. Hearing a sob he turned to see Elle sitting under a bush crying over a tray of balti pies and lagers. His only chance was to ask her what was wrong.

Ellie my dear whatever is the matter and can I have a pie? Ellie said...

[MissWinnie]

"Sniiiiiff" (noisily wipes nose on sleeve)"Yubby's been telling me I'm his no 1 Villa mascot girl since he was a boy in short trousers, and now he's being hand fed sushi by HER" (looks daggers at Miranda).

Lefty, who had mysteriously re-appeared from Facebook land, after the arrival of the supper models (with Brendan tagging along, as they had been in the middle of an argument about whether the Royal Family suck boiled sweets in the same way as the rest of us, and the implications this may have on the constitution) realising he was unlikely to be getting a bit, and anxious that the lager not be watered down any further by Elle's tears ...

[yubbywelch]

So Lefty Stumbled over to Elle an asked " Seriously Girly will you stop your bloody babbling" Elle responded by...