Comedy Roast... Dingles v Blunts

[braggyowl]

What a pair of bores, just because a couple of you pigs don't like the so what. Go on tell me, you've got more mates than me and everybody loves you. Sad twohat.
Plus how many letters have you, Bannpig and Mc Numpty writted and not mentionned your much bigger neighbours.

Much bigger neighbours...

[Katchouro]

What's this, we don't do roasts in South Yorkshire and if we did you'd struggle to find someone on Owlsmad witty enough to contribute.


If you wanted some pre match 'near the knuckle' banter Acido you should have posted on Bladesmad and been roasted yourself ... or unban the tens of Blades mardily and spitefully red carded by you and that waste of space Ruthyn.

Start an Acido roast thread on this board and I'll gladly chip in.

[aussieowl]

you'd struggle to find someone on Owlsmad witty enough to contribute.

Oh I dunno ourKatch, I'm sure I made someone chuckle once many moons ago...I was mentally sharp back then though, what with not being worn down by point scoring trolls & excuses being made for genuinely nasty protagonists whose only 'witty' remarks tended to be the type of wishing death & cancer on folk whilst making fun of seriously injured & murdered football fans but I digress, it's humour you want...

Why are Sheffield United like an old bra?...cos they have no cups and little support.


Diego - 'I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'

Clough Junior - 'Good! When are you leaving?'


If only I'd made them up myself eh...oh well, the old ones are the best...so they say.

[Katchouro]

I think that's a bit gentle for a roast aussie. Besides which right now, United and the whole of football in South Yorkshire has transcended comedy.

Have a look at one of the Howard Stern roasts on Youtube (which I've just shamefully plagiarised). It's cross the line humour - you might find it a bit too offensive.


ie - tawnyowl heard there was a roast going on so he tried to throw his neighbours the Goldsteins in the oven.

[aussieowl]

Yes I know my efforts aren't really up to 'roasting' standards but if I'm honest I don't really find them that funny, it's not that I find them offensive or over the top either...just not funny for the most part, I guess you have to be in the mood & you're right, I genuinely don't think I could think up anything comedic on those lines.

[micklyons1hardbstd]

'you'd struggle to find someone on Owlsmad witty enough to contribute.'
At least YOU have owlsmad to help you with your bitter insecurities perfectly displayed above (Considers oneself to be above other posters on here, and we're not worthy of his company, yet has to stick around to tell everybody the fact) ..Where would YOU be without owlsmad eh?..You'd have to seek attention somewhere else..This forum is your lifeblood. Bet you feel great when you log off, sat on that pedestal made of bullsh!t..Incidentally, I find you about as witty as Katie Price...A rather pretentious Mahat..A cross between a poor man's Thaiowl, and Grey haired...Apart from that I think you're sound!

[Katchouro]

Well that's marginally better than your usual '*****phile banter'. You've got the spite of a roast right but where's the funny? Your lack of wit proves my point - you're more Kim Wilde than Oscar.

Moving on.


Where is the man of the hour? Acido Man? Starts a roast and then disappears - how rude. The least he can do is come on here and congratulate THE BLADES. Total domination from us today for Barnsley's cup final.

[Acido]

No sir, Ive not disappeared

Quite clearly Kat, both teams got what they deserved today. I dont think any of us would argue with that.

Now Im off to watch the Comedy central roast of Charlie Sheen again, that bloke Jeff Ross is ace on these.

[micklyons1hardbstd]

You're more kim wilde than oscar (katie price does it again)...Can't live with that...Wit and humour all in one You should do stand up..My sides hath split..Go and work for the sports section of the Sunday Times..Naaa..You'd rather try and be the 'Don' of owlsmad..its easier (Proving MY point).Thing is, it seems you can't even do that..Be easier and better for all of us if you drank a cup full...Oh yes 'Moving on' (Another point proven - poor man' Thai- pedestal etc)...You're thick as pig sh!t love (quite apt I'd say)..The barnsley fan sha'ggin his sister is Sooooo 1980's..And has to have an element of 'WIT' to be funny..You have neither..But that doesn't matter as its a FOOTBALL FORUM (Another point proven) not 'Have I got news for you.'You need to keep up with the kids..Although in your case I wouldn't..Sooooo mooooving on (one of yours) ...Well done yesterday..See I'm not spiteful...Although its just as well...Because your under 18's are sh!t!

[Katchouro]

You're more kim wilde than oscar (katie price does it again)...

SNIP

Look at this guy. Anyone who reads that will be jealous of David Blunkett. People have had funnier colonoscopies.


The only time you belong on a stage is carrying a sweeping brush – next time if you want to make someone laugh just try undressing in front of them. In fact the only way you’d have a funny bone inside your body is if Alan Carr shagged you up the ****.


I’d give you a slow hand clap but you’d confuse it for your drooping balls clapping together because your colostomy bag needed emptying, you sad old piggy *******.

Now if you really want to entertain us post a video of the last time you tried to tie your own shoe laces you mouth breathing WITLESS freak.


(CoMeDy RoAsT)