Biscuit tin confessions ...

[bongosdad]

I remember reading that Colin Jackson is into jaffa cakes. If we ever get the munchies Jaffa cakes are one of the most healthy options for us and kids. - view external link

[stateside]

My dearest daughter Win. I may have jumped the gun, having read your message of despair. It seems from your note that Ozzie has a problem, one I have encountered before in another chap. He does not actually enjoy being put in the cupboard. It is the crucial step toward his goal. He cannot come out of the closet unless he is put in there, you see?

He doesn't realize that it is not a literal action and keeps trying to come out and finding nothing is different.

Ozzie may prefer the company of your beautiful brother.

If I am wrong about all this then Mrs Statesides trick is to get me addicted to the one thing all men want and hold out on it until they (I) are as you put it whipped. It is a dangerous game as men will go looking elsewhere for their addiction, but in my case nobody makes a better lemon marange.

[MissWinnie]

My dearest father, Statesey,. What would I do without your insight and words of wisdom?

Of course, it all makes sense now! My beautiful brother has been telling me to lock our magnificent Kiwi in the cupboard for a while now. He wanted him to come out especially for him! Between you and me, I think my brother still prefers Elle to the magnificent pecs man - I think it's just an attempt to improve on his dismal stats thus far in our little comps, by beating me in the win Oz comp. Hmm explains the beard and tache growing of late too - he knows he's got me there ...

Looks like I'm going to have to play dirty ...

So, can you share that lemon meringue recipe with me? Please?

[ozfan]

Looks like I'm going to have to play dirty ...

Now that's more like it.

[ozfan]

My dearest daughter Win. I may have jumped the gun, having read your message of despair. It seems from your note that Ozzie has a problem, one I have encountered before in another chap. He does not actually enjoy being put in the cupboard. It is the crucial step toward his goal. He cannot come out of the closet unless he is put in there, you see?

He doesn't realize that it is not a literal action and keeps trying to come out and finding nothing is different.

Ozzie may prefer the company of your beautiful brother.

If I am wrong about all this then Mrs Statesides trick is to get me addicted to the one thing all men want and hold out on it until they (I) are as you put it whipped. It is a dangerous game as men will go looking elsewhere for their addiction, but in my case nobody makes a better lemon marange.

Have you really just put me in the closet and then outed me? This after confiding with you man to man about my disobedient

[MissWinnie]

Your wench is going to be having strong words with you later, Master Ozfan. In private.


Hmm ... this thread seems to have turned into more confessions than biscuit tin. Giggles.

Anyone for Garibaldis?