A Long Long list of Failures

[Psaw]

Following on from last years signings, 40 odd, of them, none of which were much good, this season carries on that tradition. Hmm, now let me see,
Elliot Omozizi, he plays like my grandad, and hes dead.
Keith Keane. Breathing still occurs, but thats it.
Gearoid Morrisey, Impact on games, nil. Seems to be afraid of falling over, or getting wet.
Jeff Hughes, Has talent, here for the money.
Danny Carr, Cant trap a ball if he had velcro on his boots. Total disaster.
Jordan Chiedozie, Nonleague.
Connor Newton, Seems to be in a permanent daze. Is he awake?
Luke Berry, All action, no action so far.
So there you have it, Richard Money, talent spotter. This crew has cost a fortune. And i havent mentioned any of the others, like Jordan Slew, or Liam Hughes. We deserve to be where we are.

Luca

[kel_]

[Nevermore666]

They've sacked him Frank. I can recommend Gregory Abbott. Chalky will second that.

[griff]

Thirded. Good call Beast.

[kel_]

SIMMO, SIMMO (8 )

[Rab_The_Ger]

my eyes,,,,MY ****ING EYES!!!!!!!