The SNP.

The we hate England more than you wing want another once in a generation indyref tomorrow.

But the naw ye dinnie we hate Inglan mare than yoo wing want to hold off a wee bit until, er until people have all forgotten how the price of oil has tanked since the last one and until people have forgotten the sh1t they wrote in the white toilet paper, and until, whenever it may be, er ah mean until the year 2525 .......