Ey up mate. Not really been looking forward to the game today. I haven't felt like that about a match for years. But now the day has arrived it's all changed. A Saturday match! Yay! It's stopped raining and the sun's out. We've got a new kid, despite him being the target of other clubs (aren't they all? ). I'll be downing my fist pint in half an hour. I'm actually unreasonably optimistic. Gino's won come dine with me. Let's get it on. What can go wrong? (don't answer that) Have a great matchthread as usual.