Reply With QuoteSo I was at the doctors today, having a thorough insurance examination today.
He said "Do you know you seem to have some lettuce in your backside?"
I replied "That's just the tip of the iceberg"
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So I was at the doctors today, having a thorough insurance examination today.
He said "Do you know you seem to have some lettuce in your backside?"
I replied "That's just the tip of the iceberg"
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Welcome to the "Owning Up To Flatulance Club"
Though I must warn you, this is not for the ain't farted.
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That left a bad smellOriginally Posted by whitestomper45
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Man City 7-0 Leeds Utd
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Ffs. I was just starting to get over that.
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You have now officially spoiled Christmas.
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I’ve just created a new game show for TV about making ladies hats.
It’s called “who wants to be a milliner”
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