Bloke gets up one morning, looks out of his window & sees a Gorilla in a big tree in his garden, so he phones the police, they wouldn't believe him at first, & after some discussion they said o/k we believe you somebody will come round. After half a hour a man from zoo turns up with a rottweiler & a double barreled shotgun, house owner says, " whats dog & shot-gun for ", the zoo man replies " I'm gonna climb tree, then I'm going to shake the tree until the gorilla falls out, when he falls out, the rottweiler will sink his teeth into the bo**ocks of the gorilla ". While handing the house owner the shot-gun. The house owner says, " what if you fall out of the tree first ", zoo man replies " Shoot dog for F*cks sake ".


A woman took a very limp duck to the vets, when she laid the duck on the examination table, the vet checked the duck w