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Thread: Kelvin

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    Kelvin

    I notice you picked up on my use of the word tuppence. I would guess that you are an expert when it comes to tuppeny sandwiches, those ones that yield easily to a probing tongue. To find a warm gushiness within, that you can swirl your tongue around, to find that cherry on top, only to plunge lower and deeper.

    You know how messy eating can be, always wash your face before going to work.

    If you ate more tuppeny sandwiches, you might not have so many kids.

    Binky

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    re: Kelvin

    So I'm an expert but should eat more?

    You've not though this one threw, of you Francis?

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    re: Kelvin

    You dont get it, he he he.

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    re: Kelvin

    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw
    You dont get it, he he he.
    *don't

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    re: Kelvin

    A tuppence is a va gina. Its through by the way.

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    re: Kelvin

    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw
    A tuppence is a va gina. Its through by the way.
    It's a tazzyism. It's 'it's' by the way.

    Thick ****.

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    re: Kelvin

    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw
    A tuppence is a va gina. Its through by the way.
    Listen and listen well ya wee tadger, Buc isn't a confrontational poster and doesn't like causing any grief on here. I'm the direct opposite.

    I would love to watch yer purple heid explode ya ****ing cock socket.

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    re: Kelvin

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    A tuppence is a va gina. Its through by the way.
    It's a tazzyism. It's 'it's' by the way.

    Thick tuppeny sandwich[/quote]




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