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  1. #11
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    re: 499 post Part two

    11 players in a football team, except for Derby of course

  2. #12
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    re: 499 post Part two

    Ridiculous comments eh?

    Hmm. .....Derby will win all their remaining games and play with style, vigour and determination and will score lots of goals.

    How much more ridiculous can you get than that!

  3. #13
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    re: 499 post Part two

    Derby for the champions league

  4. #14
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    re: 499 post Part two

    Guy: Wanna suck my ****?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: Probably for the best. I mean, it has a label-Warning! Choking Hazard!
    Girl: Isn't that the warning put on tiny objects?

  5. #15
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    re: 499 post Part two

    What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

  6. #16
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    A ****age girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their ****es?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the ****ager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"

  7. #17
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    re: 499 post Part two

    Quote Originally Posted by Satanic Ram
    Derby for the champions league
    Now that is ridiculous - we all know Forest are going to win that according to their Chairman

  8. #18
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    re: 499 post Part two

    A little boy goes to court because his parents beat him. The judge asks the little boy,"Well son would you like to live with your mother?" So the boy replies "No, my mum beats me!" So the judge says "Well,son,would you like to live with your Dad ?" so the little boy replies "No, my Dad beats me!" So the judge all out of ideas asks the little boy "well son, Where do you want to live then?"So the boy replies "I want to live in Nottingham Forest" So the judge is really puzzled and asks,"Well, why Nottingham Forest?" So the boy replies "Well Mr judge, Nottingham Forest ,they don't beat anyone..."

  9. #19
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    re: 499 post Part two

    Aye and wee Billy was going to be the MAN!

    Why do owners/chairmen of football club make such stupid comments?

  10. #20
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    re: 499 post Part two

    [quote="Oldtimeram"[/quote]

    Arundelred won't like that!

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