499 post Part two

[swaledale]

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... Looking for man with these qualifications: - won't beat me up - won't run away from - is great in bed. She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

[roger_ramjet]

What"s the difference between a cow and a tragedy?A scouser wouldn"t know how to milk a cow

[swaledale]

calm down! calm down!

[swaledale]

A34 runs down through Midlands to the south

[swaledale]

Bus - 35. Route summary. Sheffield - Grimesthorpe - Meadowhall - Wincobank - Firth Park - Parson Cross - Fox Hill - Hillsborough

[swaledale]

36 is both the square of 6 and a triangular number, making it a square triangular number. It is the smallest square triangular number other than 1

[swaledale]

Psalm 37[a]
Of David.

1 Do not fret because of those who are evil
or be envious of those who do wrong;
2 for like the grass they will soon wither,
like green plants they will soon die away.

[swaledale]

38 has an aliquot sum of 22 which is itself a distinct semiprime In fact 38 is the first number to be at the head of a chain of four distinct semiprimes in its 8-member aliquot sequence (38, 22, 14, 10, 8, 7, 1, 0). 38 is the 8th member of the 7-aliquot tree.

[swaledale]

1939 Germany and the Soviet Union attacked Poland and Britain, France, India, Australia and new Zealand declared war on Germany on September 3rd , the United States decided to remain neutral but did begin rearming for war , which helped end the great depression.

[alfinyalcabo]

Four -0 blind forty ......house called