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Thread: 499 post Part two

  1. #111
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    re: 499 post Part two

    111 = 7 in binary

  2. #112
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    re: 499 post Part two

    Where as 112 in decimal = 1110000 in binary - strange coincidence

  3. #113
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    re: 499 post Part two

    113 in hexadecimal is 71 which itself in hexadecimal is 47. In turn this is 2F which sadly is where the story ends...

  4. #114
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    re: 499 post Part two

    Whereas 114 resolves down to 1E

  5. #115
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    re: 499 post Part two

    115 is the emergency number in Mauritius

  6. #116
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    re: 499 post Part two

    Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn't close his casket.


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    re: 499 post Part two

    young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow." I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One". The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65 ". The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to

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    re: 499 post Part two

    Well i thought they were reasonably funny!

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