Reply With QuoteTwo cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other 'does this taste funny to you?'.
c Tommy Cooper
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Me and the other half bought a bird of prey the other day, but we are thinking of taking it back.
It only flies and night and only when 80s music is playing.
Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark........
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other 'does this taste funny to you?'.
c Tommy Cooper
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Police have arrested a man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it.
He is expected to be bailed later today..............
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Why did the bee go on strike?
For more honey and shorter flowers
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my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are drinking in a bar....
They all leave cause the Englishman wants to go.
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I picked the wife & 3 of her friends up from weight watchers last night.
As they squeezed themselves into the car, I muttered "****in fat cows"
"What did you say?" screamed the wife
"You herd" I said
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I heard your girlfriend say you were inadequate.
No, she said I was in Harrogate.
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I was playing scrabble with Midge Ure the other day. He left me with 4 tiles. They meant nothing to me
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