OT The crap joke thread..................

[leontrotsky]

Our local dating agency for lesbian chickens has been forced to close.
Apparently, they are struggling to make hens meet

[leontrotsky]

My mate is an undertaker and he has just started making glass coffins.

I asked him if he thinks it will be a success and he said " Remains to be seen "

[leontrotsky]

I started my own business a few weeks ago. I converted my loft into a workshop and am using it to build bespoke yachts.

Sales are going through the roof.

[gruppenfuhrer]

police walk in to a crime scene , and the witness say , ' the black guy..........................................

[leontrotsky]

I just went down to Tesco and exchanged 50 sultanas for 100 raisins. I just cannot believe the currant exchange rate..........

[Buc]

I just went down to Tesco and exchanged 50 sultanas for 100 raisins. I just cannot believe the currant exchange rate..........

Love it

[Redmadders96]

What kind of pictures to turtles take??
Shellfies.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur???
Lickalotopus

[Redmadders96]

A man walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.

The doctor takes one look and says "Jeezo, looks like you've got one hell of a problem there."

Guys replies......."This is just the tip of the iceberg."

[Buc]

I got an odd job man he was useless ..

Gave him a list of 8 things to do he only did numbers one three five and seven

[Buc]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day
But I couldn't find any.