OT The crap joke thread..................

[actonsheep]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day
But I couldn't find any.

One for the geeks...

A Linux admin walks into a Chemist.

"ephedrine?"

"I can't serve you that"

"sudoephedrine"

"There you go".

[Buc]

There's one good thing about being muslem

Nobody is willing to steal your bag ..

Boom boom

[leontrotsky]

Descartes walks into a bar
the keep " will you have a drink ?"
Descartes "i think not ." and disappears.....

[MistyBlue]

People who like trance music are very persistent. They don’t techno for an answer.

[leontrotsky]

It's my Dundonian nephew's birthday today.
As a treat, I have put a £20 note in his gran's purse.

[Redtothebone]

Take off your shoes ...aye you're not so big now

[Slimfella]

I went to an interview today as an exotic dancer.

The bloke said "So Slim, have you any experience?"

I said "To be honest mate, I know diddly squat"

"Ok, ok, no need to show off, you start Monday"

[Slimfella]

I found an old donor card in my wallet. 10 years to the day since I agreed to donate my spine.

Aah, that takes me back.

[Slimfella]

My mate once bet me that I couldn't keep a fertilised hen's egg up my arsehole for a week.

He won, I chickened out after 2 days.

[Slimfella]

I recently bought some rear view mirrors for my hat.

My missus reckons it's extravagant, so what, I like to look after myself.