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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

  1. #131
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    What do you call a man with no shins?

    Tony.

  2. #132
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    Today I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay and thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"

  3. #133
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    The wife said she'd like me to
    make love to her over the bonnet
    of her Honda Civic.

    I never would have thought of
    doing that on my own Accord..........

  4. #134
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    How does Moses make his tea?

    Hebrews it.



    I'm serious that Israeli how he does it............

  5. #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Grantland View Post
    What do you call a man with no shins?

    Tony.
    Brian I'm sorry but can't get this joke
    Mind you it's not uncommon for me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buc View Post
    Brian I'm sorry but can't get this joke
    Mind you it's not uncommon for me .
    Ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buc View Post
    Brian I'm sorry but can't get this joke
    Mind you it's not uncommon for me .
    To-knee, I assume.

    It is the crap joke thread so you can't really complain.

  8. #138
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    How do you think the unthinkable.

    With an itheberg

  9. #139
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    My friend Tommy drowned the other day, at his funeral we placed a life jacket on his coffin.

    It's what he would have wanted...........

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    I bought my friend an elephant for his room, he said "thank you".

    I said "don't mention it"

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