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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

  1. #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by leontrotsky View Post
    I bought my friend an elephant for his room, he said "thank you".

    I said "don't mention it"
    Like that.

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    What do you call two crows sitting on a branch?

    Attempted murder.........

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    Thats a good een too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leontrotsky View Post
    What do you call two crows sitting on a branch?

    Attempted murder.........
    took me ages to get that. very geeky. which i like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scobiemacd View Post
    took me ages to get that. very geeky. which i like.
    Maybe thats because your brain is infact a fat hamster in a treadmill

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    Quote Originally Posted by scobiemacd View Post
    took me ages to get that. very geeky. which i like.
    I had to google it. A murder eh, who'd of thought it?

    Some good jokes there LT, keep them coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    I had to google it. A murder eh, who'd of thought it?

    Some good jokes there LT, keep them coming.
    A murder of crowes isnt as cool as

    A flange of baboons
    A congress of Salamanders
    A pandemonium of parrots
    A flamboyance of flamingoes


    And my medical sounding favourite..........

    A mutation of thrush

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    A murder of crowes isnt as cool as

    A flange of baboons
    A congress of Salamanders
    A pandemonium of parrots
    A flamboyance of flamingoes


    And my medical sounding favourite..........

    A mutation of thrush
    :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    Maybe thats because your brain is infact a fat hamster in a treadmill
    It's turned to mush Pac, listening to all those metal albums you keep recommending .

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    I've decided to stop eating partridge and start eating pheasant.

    Absolute game-changer

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