OT The crap joke thread..................

[leontrotsky]

Just back from the zoo.

Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures.

It was bread in captivity...................

[scobiemacd]

Random fact about Priest drummer Scott Travis. He can play the drums left and right handed. So he tells the drum tech on the day which way he will want his drums set up that night. Impressive

I saw JP once and was transfixed watching Scott Travis play. Twirling the sticks like a demon, throwing the sticks up in the air, catching them , not missing a beat.

[scobiemacd]

Try it with Rides album Nowhere. Sounds even better than it does anyway.


And it's not crusty shyte

I'll have a listen if it's on spotify. Ride are one of those bands I liked but didn't realise it. By that I mean they were always on in the background at gigs etc but I wouldn't have known who it was.

[dons8321]

Just back from the zoo.

Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures.

It was bread in captivity...................

Like it and good to see the thread back on track but then the heavy metal wallopers take over again.

[dons8321]

I asked the wife why she keeps standing in front of me. She replied, "I don't follow".

[leontrotsky]

Close your eyes & rub a Kiwi fruit in one hand & a testicle in the other, its hard to tell the difference

It also gets you banned from Asda................

[leontrotsky]

Polishing mirrors-now that's a job I could see myself doing...........

[Redtothebone]

Got an invisibility cloak....just can't see myself wearing it .

[Jupiter]

A string walks into a bar & orders a beer;
Bartender: "Are you a string?"
String: "well, yes I am"
Bartender: "then get the heck out, we don't serve your kind here!"
The string leaves then returns wearing a hat & sunglasses.
String: "I'd like a beer please"
Bartender: "wait a minute, take off that hat"
String removes hat
Bartender: "Now take off those sunglasses"
String removes sunglasses
Bartender: "AHA! I knew it! You're a string & I've already told you that we don't serve your kind here. Now get the heck out!!!"
String goes home & thinks it over. He ties himself several times in the middle then takes a hairbrush to his ends then returns to the bar & politely orders a beer.
Bartender (indignantly): "Arn't you a string?"
String: "Nope! I'm afraid knot!!!!"

[Buc]

Why was the % of black casualties higher in the Vietnam war than other US army ethnic groups?

When the sergeant said get down ,
They all stood up and started to dance .