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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

  1. #171
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    The man who fell into an upholstery machine

    Has now fully recovered.

  2. #172
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    Did here about the mathematician with constipation............He worked it oot with a pencil.

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    I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa..............

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    What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?



    He wipes his butt

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    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?


    Juan on Juan

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    Does anyone need an ark?


    I Noah guy!

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    As I was pulling off my boxers last night. The wife said............."you spoil those dogs!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by leontrotsky View Post
    As I was pulling off my boxers last night. The wife said............."you spoil those dogs!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by leontrotsky View Post
    As I was pulling off my boxers last night. The wife said............."you spoil those dogs!!"
    Perhaps the best joke yet?

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    I went to the edge of a cliff to commit suicide.
    Looking down I realised I was overlooking a nudist camp.
    So I tossed myself off.

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