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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

  1. #181
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    Walking round Tesco's yesterday, I seen two people dressed as a bar code. I asked them "are you two an item?"

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    I know a guy with five dicks, his pants fit like a glove.

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    Why did David Hasslehoff change his name to The Hoff ? He couldn't stand the hassle.

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    I threw a biscuit at my neighbour yesterday. He ducked and it missed. Jammy Dodger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheepcrooky View Post
    Why did David Hasslehoff change his name to The Hoff ? He couldn't stand the hassle.

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    My new girlfriend has exzema. She has a cracking body.

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    The local football team I play for have just been sponsored by Wonga

    For our pre match talk last week we were told to go out and give 1479%........

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    Quote Originally Posted by leontrotsky View Post
    The local football team I play for have just been sponsored by Wonga

    For our pre match talk last week we were told to go out and give 1479%........

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    ive got a 60 inch Smart Tv for sale for €100 volumes broken but for that price you can’t turn it down

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    My new Thai girlfriend tried to reassure me by saying "a tiny ***** should not be a problem in a loving relationship."

    But i think I would still prefer if she did not have one..........

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