Reply With QuoteWhen I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse..........
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Heading down to the Autopsy Club later.
It’s open Mike night........................
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When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse..........
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "uno, dos..." Poof ...
He disappears without a tres!............................................. .....
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Did you know...?
England striker Danny Welbeck's father Stanley is a world renowned bomb disposal expert
Stan Welbeck........................
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I said to my girlfriend the other day, "you remind me of my little toe".
Her : "Why"?
Me: "I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in this house"
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Two boys have been arrested for riding a vacuum cleaner down a steep hill.
The arresting officer said the two were Dyson with death
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My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my knob!!
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For a birthday present I've bought my wife a new fridge.
It might not be much but I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.......
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Took my male cat to get neutered today. It's okay, no hard felines.
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People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician........
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