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Whoever invented Knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize...........
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Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...
Might go if I've got nothing on.........
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Im well pissed off. just burnt my Hawaiian pizza in the oven!
should have put it in on aloha temperature....
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Nazi officer: "Sir, we are mining too many resources"
Hitler rubs chin.
Officer: "Should we mine fewer?"
Hitler: "Should we what?"..........................
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Scottish actor Sean Connery has been rushed to hospital today with minor injuries following an accident at home when an encyclopedia fell on his head.
"I can only blame my shelf" the actor said.
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I told my girlfriend I got a job in a bowling alley.
She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
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Why are there no tablets in the jungle ?
Cos the parrots eat em all.
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Psaw.
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A police officer called the station on his radio.
I have an interesting case here . An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the wet floor she just moped.
Have you arrested the woman?
Not yet . The floors still wet.
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