Reply With QuoteIt says in the evening paper that a dog ran 31 miles to return a stick that it's master had thrown for it.
Seems very far fetched to me.
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What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons.....
José and Hose B.
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It says in the evening paper that a dog ran 31 miles to return a stick that it's master had thrown for it.
Seems very far fetched to me.
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My mate has just taken up painting. He only uses cheese. Hes doing really well.
His best piece was when he did his wife
He double Gloucester
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They are hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach an orgasm.
If you can't come, just let them know..........
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The most common ***ual position for married couples is doggy style.
Where the husband sits & begs, while the wife rolls over & plays dead!........
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What's brown and sticky.............a stick.
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Good news at last for insomniacs.
Only 5 sleeps til Christmas.........
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i keep having a recurring nightmare where I'm surrounded by loads of pregnant women in labour.
I think I may be having a midwife crisis....
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As a social experiment, I let my son wear a sevco shirt, so far he's been spat on, punched, kicked, and verbally abused.
**** knows what's going to happen when he leaves the house..........
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Originally Posted by leontrotsky
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