OT The crap joke thread..................

[SmedDUm]

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm shrinking.

...You'll just have to be a little patient.

[leontrotsky]

George Michael and Carrie Fisher meet in heaven for the first time.

CF - "Oh wow, you're George Michael, I'm your biggest fan! I've got all of your albums"

GM - "Oh really? That's so sweet. All of them?"

CF - "Yes...well, apart from the first one."

GM - "I find your lack of Faith disturbing"....................................... ...................................too soon ?

[leontrotsky]

somebody sent me a lump of Plasticine in the post







i dont know what to make of it................

[leontrotsky]

Saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre the other day. I knew it was him, he had his back to the fuschias.................

[Mr_Grieves]

What do you call a dog with 5 d1cks ?




Mariah Carey and Westlife.

[leontrotsky]

A punk graffiti'd the Chelsea Flower Show once by spraying NO FUSCHIA.........

[scobiemacd]

What do you call a dog with 5 d1cks ?




Mariah Carey and Westlife.

Reminds me of a f.ucking great joke about Lenny Henry.( which I aint repeating on here )

[Stainlessly]

I bought the missus a bag and a belt for Christmas.

She wasn't as happy as i thought she would be.

Ah well never mind, the hoover is picking up great now.

[Stainlessly]

When my Grandad was ill, my Grandmother smeared butter all over his back and arse cheeks.

He went downhill very quickly after that.

[Stainlessly]

My wife was trying to be ***y last night.
She lay on the bed licking a lollipop then she slowly started to slide it in her fannny.
"Steady on love" I said "
You're going to need that for when you cross the kids over the road for school in the morning.