Reply With QuoteI asked the librarian if she had the new book about erectile dysfunction.
She tapped at her keyboard and looked at the screen.
"It's not coming up," she frowned.
I said "Yep, that's the one."
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After the wife had parked the car in town, I got on my mobile.
"Who are you calling?" She asked.
"A taxi" I replied "I'm not walking to the kerb from here."
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I asked the librarian if she had the new book about erectile dysfunction.
She tapped at her keyboard and looked at the screen.
"It's not coming up," she frowned.
I said "Yep, that's the one."
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It's very hard to say what my Mrs does for a living. She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
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i had been looking for my keys for ages and then asked the wife if she had seen them her response was to try looking harder.
so i got a skinhead and a tattoo but i still couldnt find them
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On the same front, wanted to show my wife how hard I was so went cage fighting. The budgie didn't know what hit him.Originally Posted by leontrotsky
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"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.
"Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.
"Really?" he asked.
"No," I replied.
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I was having a **** in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said."Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now." I shouted , " I'm having a ****"
He said " I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
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I asked my mate how he managed to get lots of fat birds into bed with relative ease.
He said it was a piece of cake........
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I once had to play a game of football on a pitch with hard core scattered on it, 2nd leg of a cup semi-final
We lost on aggregate...
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The first time I made love to my wife she warned me to be gentle as she had a weak heart.
I told her don't worry love I will try to miss it.
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