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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

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    Anyone read the Scots classic, Nail on the Banister by R. Stornaway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedStarTorphins
    What do you call an Indian swimming pool attendant?

    Handyer Bandin
    Explain that one to the youngsters of the board.

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    What do you call a Russian with one ball?

    Iva *******ov

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    What do you call a Russian with three ball's?

    Houdya Nicka*******ov

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    What do you call a Chinese Prostitute?

    Taka Suki

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    What do you call a Chinese pervert?

    Taka Looki

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    What do you call a Serbian / Yugoslavian prostitue?

    Slobberon Macokyabitch

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    For the Star Wars enthusiasts

    Why did Star Wars' episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after episodes 4, 5 and 6?

    Because Head of Planning Yoda was

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    What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

    Virgin Mobile.

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    I used to date a dyslexic girl.

    I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.

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    My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing!
    At first I didn't believe it.... But when I got home all the signs were there.

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    Two budgies sitting on a perch. One says to the other, can you smell fish?

    Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, do you have any idea how to drive this thing?

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    I bought a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can hardly walk now, but when I fart the room smells lovely....................................

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    If you drop a Hun and a tim from a plane at 37,000 feet, which one will land first?









    Who cares?

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    There are only ten types of people in the world...

    Those who understand binary....and those who don't


    (Old but brilliant)

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    An English woman walks into a bar in Paris and asks the barman for a double entendre. ..........so he gave her one



    A yorkshireman decides his cat needs to be seen by the vet for a check up.The Vet asks,"is it a Tom?"

    Yorkshireman - "Nay lad,its in me car"


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    Quote Originally Posted by scobiemacd
    What do you call an Indian swimming pool attendant?

    Handyer Bandin
    Explain that one to the youngsters of the board. [/quote]

    Ah dinna like sweemin' and hinna been to the baths for a whiley!
    Can you tell?

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    What do you call a man without spades for hands and big feet?


    Big shoey Dougless


    What do you call an arab with a garage on his head?


    Lawrence of Kemnay

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    An American women is walking through Berlin, she sees a German homeless man have a p1ss.
    Knob out, everything on show, she say's "Aw gross!" the German hobo replies " Danke"

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    Quote Originally Posted by scapegoat
    An American women is walking through Berlin, she sees a German homeless man have a p1ss.
    Knob out, everything on show, she say's "Aw gross!" the German hobo replies " Danke"
    Love it

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