OT The crap joke thread..................

[Bennachie]

Anyone read the Scots classic, Nail on the Banister by R. Stornaway?

[scobiemacd]

What do you call an Indian swimming pool attendant?

Handyer Bandin

Explain that one to the youngsters of the board.

[IveSeenTheLight]

What do you call a Russian with one ball?

Iva *******ov

[IveSeenTheLight]

What do you call a Russian with three ball's?

Houdya Nicka*******ov

[IveSeenTheLight]

What do you call a Chinese Prostitute?

Taka Suki

[IveSeenTheLight]

What do you call a Chinese pervert?

Taka Looki

[IveSeenTheLight]

What do you call a Serbian / Yugoslavian prostitue?

Slobberon Macokyabitch

[IveSeenTheLight]

For the Star Wars enthusiasts

Why did Star Wars' episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after episodes 4, 5 and 6?

Because Head of Planning Yoda was

[IveSeenTheLight]

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

[IveSeenTheLight]

I used to date a dyslexic girl.

I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.