OT The crap joke thread..................

[scapegoat]

Why was the % of black casualties higher in the Vietnam war than other US army ethnic groups?

When the sergeant said get down, they all stood up and started to dance!

[Buc]

Lol.^^^^^^^

Brilliant hit song 1978 by none other than Gene Chandler .. This is my type of thread loads of fun and no falling out.


Edit but I'm sure you know the song
Get Down very well if not where have you been.

[leontrotsky]

Chinese take-away for the whole family: £40
Petrol to pick it up: £2

Getting home and realising theyve forgotten to put one of your containers in the bag:

Riceless

[Pacman1903]

Heres one that was doing the rounds when i was at primary school

What do you call an Aberdeen keeper who doesnt shower?

B.O Smellders

[leontrotsky]

I went to the doctors yesterday, told him I felt like a small island off of Italy.




He said "Don't be Sicily"........................................... ......................................

[Goalposter]

One of my faves


Did you hear about the man who wanted a *** change?

He jumped off a building and landed with a fud!

[leontrotsky]

i just found out that the bloke who stole my diary has died





my thoughts are with his family

[leontrotsky]

(for ye oldies )What do you call a lady who sings salsa based dance songs while wearing a blue and white scarf?

Gloria Leicester Fan.......

[leontrotsky]

I was at a job interview today, and the interviewer said, "It says on your CV that you are quick at mental arithmetic. What's seven**** times nine****?"

I immediately said, "Thirty-six."

He said, "That's not even close."

I said, "But it was quick."

[Buc]

Man gives his wife blood to keep her alive .

Later they split up.man says I want my fkn blood back ..

Wife throws a tampon at him and says I'll pay monthly.