I was out last night and a Jewish girl asked for my number. I said, "Sorry, we use names here."
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming catholic.
I was out last night and a Jewish girl asked for my number. I said, "Sorry, we use names here."
McDonald’s sent 5 million straws to Ethiopia, they wrote back saying thanks for the leg warmers !
Whats pink and covered in cobwebs??? Madeline McCanns bike...
Bird meets a black fella in a bar and takes him home. “Tie me up and do to me what you do best!” she says. So he ties her up and nicks her tv
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry shopping.
I've just been to a Muslim birthday party.
The musical chairs was a bit slow, but **** me pass the parcel was quick.
The creator of predictive texting died today.
His funfair is next monkey
I went to the docs about my premature ejaculation problem
He said it must be very stressful for my wife.
I said "To be honest doc it's getting on her tits"
A Tale Of Two Cities was originally serialised in two Midlands local papers.
It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.