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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

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    What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

    A roaming catholic.

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    I was out last night and a Jewish girl asked for my number. I said, "Sorry, we use names here."

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    McDonald’s sent 5 million straws to Ethiopia, they wrote back saying thanks for the leg warmers !

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    Whats pink and covered in cobwebs??? Madeline McCanns bike...

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    Bird meets a black fella in a bar and takes him home. “Tie me up and do to me what you do best!” she says. So he ties her up and nicks her tv

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    What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?

    One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry shopping.

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    I've just been to a Muslim birthday party.

    The musical chairs was a bit slow, but **** me pass the parcel was quick.

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    The creator of predictive texting died today.

    His funfair is next monkey

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    I went to the docs about my premature ejaculation problem
    He said it must be very stressful for my wife.
    I said "To be honest doc it's getting on her tits"

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    A Tale Of Two Cities was originally serialised in two Midlands local papers.

    It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

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