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    OT The crap joke thread..................

    Went to the doctors the other day and he told me I was colour blind.

    Talk about a bolt out of the orange.

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    A man goes to hospital with six horses up his butt

    His condition has been described as stable.

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    What do you call a 30 year old woman in Liverpool / Glasgow / Dundee (choose as you wish)?

    Grandma!

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?

    He had a reptile dysfunction

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    A seal walks into a club...........

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    A young country lad is at the local farmer's dance. He spies in the distance, a fine looking young lassie. After building up as much courage as he can, he saunters over to her and asks her would she like to dance. She does, so they do. After a few slow dances he looks her straight in the eye and says "Can I smell your fanny?" to which she, not altogether unsurprisingly replies "You certainly can NOT!!" He nonchalantly turns to her and says "Oh, it must be your feet then".

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    Jesus walks into a inn

    He throws 5 nails on the floor and says to the innkeeper.

    "Can you put me up for the night"

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    Man walks in to a bar, he comes out with 14 stitches and a broken nose.

    It was an iron bar.

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    I went to a zoo last week, it only had one dog. It was a ****zu.

    s h I t z u

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    ^^^^ This site starring out that word just made me laugh. Totally fu.cked up the punchline.

    I do like that joke though.

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